magnushammersmithschoicebooty:

"you must save your brother," ishnifus meaddle, the high holy priest says to dethklok.

"no," they respond

"do it for the vine."

"…ok"

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charliehasnohead:

German Metalocalypse is my current favourite thing

'Totally Diamond Encrusted'

'strap-on dildo' is apparently the same in english and german. 

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facesofdethklok:

Hellos. I’m sorrys, I got lost alongs the way. My name is Toki.

I am just a boy here from Norway….

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I am Toki.  You am Caroline.  And we mets online.

posted 2 days ago via stiwfssr with 252 notes
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wicked-at-heart:

Why haven’t you watched Metalocalypse - The Doom Star Requiem: A Klok Opera yet?

Why haven’t you watched it a second, third, and fourth time?


elusive-illusions:

I drew Nathan :3

elusive-illusions:

I drew Nathan :3

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posted 4 days ago via nantokan with 149 notes
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facesofdethklok:

I’ve screweds more girls than Wilt Chamberlains,

I can proves it with my STD’s

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